SIDEMEN STAY AT WORLD’S WEIRDEST AIRBNBS

– There is a section on Airbnb called OMG. This category hosts the weirdest, wackiest and all round, strangest Airbnbs. Today, the Sidemen are gonna
be split into three groups with an extra guest or two, and they will each visit
one of the Airbnbs. For the next 24 hours, the Sidemen will discover
the wonders of these Airbnbs. They'll explore the location. they'll explore their
bedrooms, surrounding cities, and maybe even explore their sexuality. So make sure you subscribe and
let's get on with the video. – Yes, now ladies and gentlemen, welcome to London Heathrow Airport. Where we are about to board a flight to somewhere in Europe to
go and see a weird Airbnb. I'm joined by Vikkstar
– Yeah. – and KSI. KSI has been travelling the globe. Vikkstar has been mashing up the decks and I have been at home. – Okay, so you guys don't
know where we're going. – I have no idea. – I'll be honest, I
know where we're going.

I, I planned it. I'm not gonna lie. – He's at the wheel.
– Yeah. – Simon's at the wheel. – So I got sent a weird poem. – Oh. – It's a shame about KSI's hamster, man. – Oh no. Because we're going to Amsterdam. [all cheering] Face Cakes. [all laughing] – Are we allowed in a Sidemen video, are we allowed to do that? – No. – f*ck, man. What's the point then? Oh, oh. [both chuckling] – It's a real shame tonight
if Ethan should fart and you'll be in close vicinity
when you land in Stuttgart. – Stuttgart!
– Okay. – It's in Germany. – Germany, yeah.
– Germany. – Yeah.
– Alright. – I don't mind that. I'll go Stuttgart. – Yeah, we get a nice address. I've been cosy with you so-
– Yeah, it's safe. I'm just glad it's not Belgium and I'm not going back to the asshole, like the last time I had
stay somewhere weird.

– It's an early day, boys, where do we think we're going? – We found this private jet. I was saying that like the team that has the private jet is gonna be going to a stinky place. because it's gonna be
difficult to get there. That's why you're getting
the private jet there. So like, it's gonna be like
the backend of Romania or so- I dunno. Like it's gonna be somewhere- – I was excited at first. I was, oh, private jet.
Look, nice. We're nice. I mean it's gonna be somewhere – Booty.
– In the back end. – Yeah.
– Oh, man. – Alright. Almost landed. – Almost landed. Where to? – Amsterdam. Yeah, we know. But he, but he knows more behind you. Look, look at him. He's
smiling in the background. – He doesn't know where we're going. – He knows more. There's things in
Amsterdam you could go to, but it's obvious though. There's like the crane, the massive crane. Oh no, is it the crane?
– It's not the crane.

– Okay, Okay. [friend muttering] What else would they have in Amsterdam? A pair of clogs. We're thinking a pair of clogs. You know what's good? No matter how weird the
Airbnb is, we're in Amsterdam. It's the best time, his brain's thinking, he's going you know what, if all else fails, we've got
a good city with good stuff. But we'll find out I guess. – There's no toilet? I drink four litres of water a day. – There's not a toilet is there? – There's no doors. This is not the bathroom. This- oh my god! [friends laughing] It's the bathroom! Close the door. – Yes. – Oh, very fancy.

Thank you. – He's just sh*tting with the pilot. – KSI packed a suitcase. – For one night.
– Every night. – I thought I was overkill
bringing this and he's got a whole big boy suitcase.
– Facts, bro. – Did you bring your Xbox or something? – I thought we were going somewhere cold. – Oh, have we got suitcases to wait for? – f*ck you talking about Harry? – Oh, we're on a f*cking
private jet, aren't we? [friends laughing] I forgot about that. I did forget. – I hope that we're
staying in a giant joint and we can smoke on the outside of it. Like it's… – It could have a fireplace in it. – Oh. – And that the smoke
will go out at the end. – Can we get a, can I get a balloon? Randy get me a balloon. – Can I get a balloon please? Thank you.

Now he has his own there, look. – What are you gonna do with that now? – Hold it. – Oh, you're gonna be
so annoying in the car. [friend chuckling] – This is the best day ever.
– Yeah. – All we need now is to be
staying somewhere comfy. – What kind of Airbnb do you think you'll end up in? – Some sort of f*cking
– We're in a penis. – tree house or something, I don't know. – What's the worst
thing that could happen? What's the worst it could be? – The worst it could be- – It's not, It's not bad hotels, remember. – Okay. – So like weird can also be like, we have to like, sleep on
top of each other like- – I would like that.

– On top of each other's what? – Nothing. I don't know. – I want the room, I want us
all to be as close as possible. – If we had to sleep on top of each other, who would be like, bottom? – Me. – You'd be bottom?
– You're top. – I'm comfortable.
– I'm middle. – More comfortable. – This is gorgeous. – This is, this is all good.
– I feel so good. I'm smiling. I'm smiling in a Sidemen video. – Oh, my God.
– Oh, my God. – We just flew. – I'm smiling or what? – He flew with other people
and now he's smiling. Wow. What a character arc. – We made it. We are in Croatia. – Yes.
– Yes. I reckon Simon has niced us.

– Really? – Yes. – I stayed in a bum last
time. Literally a bum. – It should be fine. It should be nice. It should be nice. – What would be like traditionally German? I don't feel like they'd
have anything rude. I don't think they find it funny to stay inside a phallus
– No. – or like an asshole. – What if we stay in a coffin? Cosy.
– Yeah. It'd be quite boring. – Yeah. But it would be jokes. – It would be funny. – If I imagine one of us had like to scratch our balls,
I'd be like, yo, Vik, you're gonna have to do me a solid.

– No, no I would never.
[KSI laughing] I couldn't even- – I wouldn't be allowed
to stay in Airbnb, mate. – I couldn't think of anything worse than sharing a coffin with him. I would literally rather be dead. [KSI chuckling] – We're not in Amsterdam. We're going to like the Dutch Outback. – We're Yamsterdam. – Oh, I see. – Yeah. – I actually, I actually
like Netherlands, you know? – Yeah, Stamsterdam.
– That is a great country. – You're on flat lands and like lots of little canals of water. – Lot of canals of water. Very flat. – Thanks for repeating
exactly what I said. – We're going on a farm.
It's fine.

It's fine. – It could be a farm. – It's a farm with chickens and cows. We're gonna sleep in the barn. – It looks like a big
rain cloud over there. – Yeah, the sun went away. – Yeah. It's not quite the-
The sun went- – The seaside is not the same anymore. – It teased us. It teased us. – I kind of dozed off a bit
and I woke up in, in a farm. – The hills. – If there's sun, I'm happy. – Where's the sun, bro? – No, no, no, no. [friend muttering] – Just all grounds and animals. – Oh, we could be sleeping with animals. – No! – Finally we're near. – Oh, oh, oh, oh. – Oh, wow.
– Oh, wow. – Oh, what is that? – Hey, you know what? – f*ck it, man. – I have nothing to complain about. – Yeah. This is- – I'm really intrigued by this. – We are staying in Botel. [friend cheering] – There is that, look, right. – There are.
– Yes! [friend muttering] – We are. – But we have to play a game to figure out which room we get.

– Before we know what they look like? – Yeah. – I love letters. Sorry,
I love boats honestly. – Love letters. – Is it me? Is it better removed? – You're all in one? – Yeah. – Haha, that's cool. – Hang on. – Oh no.
– Oh, my – No, no.
– God. – It's all right. – Is that a mushroom? – Oh, no, no, no. – That's the kitchen! That's the kitchen. So wait, wait. We have to dig the house.

Well, yeah a house each only, right? – We get a house each? Oh wow. – Oh, this is creepy. That's the shower! That's the the shower! – No, it's not. No, it's not. – Mate, it's the shower. – Oh, heavens. Where'd you poop? – Guten tag. – It's a tree house.
– Yeah. – Oh, okay. – I said, run it back. I said tree house. – Basically it was a simple
idea of making a tree house. – A haunted tree house.
– It looks like an AirPod. Hey, look. [all laughing] – We're staying in an AirPod.
– Look. – Oh, yeah. – Yeah. I don't see how how many beds it can be, man but- – Yeah. So is there a shower in there? – Not that I'm aware of. – I reckon so.
– Do you? – It's quite, this is a luxurious estate. Honestly.

I've been upgraded. I really come from the bottom. [friends muttering and chuckling] – There's no jiggling bat, you know, so… – Jiggling batty in the batty and now I'm on top. [all laughing] No, I, Harry did actually
take advantage of me. When I look back. – Yeah, don't drive. I've seen you.
– I was a drunk man and I was presented cheeks. – I've seen you going like this.

[KSI laughing] I've seen it. – The O's got a massive window. – B's Got a bit of a balcony there. – Remember, you said the O though. Where's the bed gonna be? – I'm a, I'm a be honest boys. – There were two floors you said.
– I'm locking in B. – You're taking B? – What? Well, not when you say like that. – I'm just trying to get the other one. – You got the top one at least. He won't know. I thought T might be meant for the bed but they're bigger than
I thought it would be, they're like quite large. Yeah, okay, O, O. – Okay, great. – T and O?
– O. – I'm gonna take, I wanna
be as far away as possible. I'm gonna take O.

– Oh.
– Oh, that's an L because we are really cool. – Oh. Oh.
– Oh, this is lovely. – Oh, this is nice.
– Oh. – Oh, no, no, this is fine.
– No, that's all right. I thought I-
– There's a shower. That's fine. That's fine. There's a bedroom down
there and I'm sure there is- – Oh, there's another shower, okay. – Oh, there's a bed up here as well. Oh, this is fine.
– Let me see. – This is fine. This
is fine. This is fine. – Nah, this is all right. – This is low. No, this is quite nice actually. Shotgun the top bunk. – You can't shotgun anything. Cookies. – Wifi! Wifi! – Wifi. – Wait, is that right? What do you mean?
– Where? – Yeah.
– Yeah. – Air-con! There's air-con. Oh, this is fine. This is fine. – Oh, I'm guessing one's a living area. – At first glance, I was scared. But that's a house I can live
in, I can live with that. – Is that part of the Berlin wall?
– Yes. – Berlin Wall.
– What? – Oh wow.
– What? – What? – Wow.
– Holy sh*t.

– That's actually crazy. – How did you get that? – Yeah. How do you, how did you get that? – They're deep pockets actually. – Oh, it is expensive? [friends laughing] – Very deep pockets. – Gee. So we don't need to go to a museum. – Yeah.
– We just bring it here. – This is sick by the way. Botel. I can't believe it's called botel. [friends laughing] What should we call this boat? Oh my. This is lit. This is sick. I don't think
we need to leave here. Lounge. – And restaurant and bar. – Should we see where
that shark is gonna go? – Should we see what,
like we could have had? – So B is there. O- – That's nice. – This is T.
– Wow. – T for tithe. Oh, this is starting to look sick. Wow. Oh, my god. This is tight. – Wow. – Wonder what is in here? – Dude.
– There's your workout. – That's so light. It's cool. Wait, you, you're going
sh*t in their room? – No! Randy, you can't do that.

– We're going to our
room in like two seconds. – If he's having a sh*t- – Is it all?
– This, this, this, this. [friends conversing] – Oh, Okay. Oh, a bigger TV. Another-
– Oh yeah. – This is the nicer room. It's getting better. I like it now.
– Yeah, this is nice. – I'm liking it. There's sweets, there's
treats. It's less holey. Who's gonna be shopping for us? – I, yeah, that's what I want to know. We are miles from anything here. – I'll cook. I think we're walking through
the vegetable patch right now. – Oh, well. Yeah, we started. – This is nice. – Yeah, this is just the same as well. – Oh, we've got board games.
– This is nice. – Chest, dinos, cropole.
– What the f*ck is cropole? – Oh, this is fine. – More Upstairs. A nicer kit. Your own personal kitchen. – Look, it says, don't forget to smile. Come, on. – Aw. – It has it's own elevator. – Oh, it does. – It's done with air. It gets pumped up. – Oh. Oh my god.
– He want to wind up.

– See if the lift can pull KSI. – Alright, here we go.
I'm about to press it. – I hope it just drops down and then-
– oh sh*t. – If it just drops down- oh wow. – It's actually cranking him up. [friend cheering] – Whoa! – Bro, this is so funny. This is mental. Wow! – You getting claustrophobic, Ethan? – Please, please let me out. – Do you like it in there? – No. Wow! – This is where we're all staying though. – Cosy, cosy boys. – Couple of cosy boys. – How, how are we doing this? – I think we, we top and tail. – Yeah. And see what happens. – Vik, you gotta be in the middle. – He's gotta be in the middle.

Right? So how do we sleep here? [friends chuckling] – I'll just, but no, I could
just have my head here. And then one person goes there and one person.
– We can do it. We can do it. I like sleeping on my left. Listen, I'll get right here
like this. I don't mind. I can do this. – See, this is all right. – Yeah but then I've
got Vik's feet now, man. [friends chuckling] That's the, you got to- no! – You've got to pick. That's what top and tailing is.
– I've got both of your feet! It's not- there's no way around it! – His feet's facing that way. – Bro's got two feet. – I would just be smelling feet. – So what do you propose?
– Bro. – Oh yeah. I could do this. This is fine. – This is, this is nice. – Come on boss.

Look. Just f*cking get in and
deal with the feet, man. – No, just, just, just deal with it, man. – No, bro. I'm not just- – It's a skill issue. It's a skill issue. – No, I'm sucking your toe. No, man. Get your head here. – Why? You wanna, you
wanna, that's real cute. – It's a bit too cosy. I
don't know about this one too. – I'm so not looking that way. – I'm like this bad. – I just have to sleep like a coffin. – Yeah. [all laughing] – I sleep naked, by the way. – This is E. Ooh. Oh my God. Oh wait.
– Oh my God. Now this is-
– That last one's really cool. This is- Oh, you left me with nothing. Oh, my God. – Oh, you got like a minimalist room. – Oh, it's warm up here. Ay, this is nice. – Oh, it's warm up there. Why is it warm?
– This is really nice. I'm very happy with this.

I can spy on people. – You've turned an L into a dub. – Yeah. – No room your room's an L. – This part isn't, that part is. – No, your room is an L. – Okay. Well that was me. What were you, you were… – O. – Who wants to go first? – Saved the best for last, B. – Okay. – I'm scared of what the O's gonna be. – Wait, look. Whoa. All right, all right we pick one each. If it falls off, you get beats. sh*t! f*ck! – Well you get beats then. All right so now we get to beat Vikkstar. [all laughing] Do you need console? – Do you wanna get on the bed? – Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's a bit mad. – Well, you said beating. – No, no. It's getting punched. – Oh. – Am I in like a sex dungeon? – Yours feels massive, you know. – It smells like sex.
– It does. – It does actually smell like, – Smells like-
– sex happened in here once or twice. Oh, I know, what? – No guys, I, I've had a bad day. – Oh, my god. – You have three toilets. – Oh, my god. – You actually got an orgy room. – It smells like come in here as well. That basket's getting dicked down tonight. That's what I'm saying. – Here's a bar getting dicked out. – I'm gonna put my dick in there. – Yeah, you put your dick in it I guess you are dicking it
down, aren't you really? – I like this room a lot.

– I think we should tie Josh up. – So things we can do.
– Yes. – We can go to the Rogue
Evolve Root viewpoint. – Nice. – It's a five minute drive and open all day.
– Nice. – That's nice. – There's a couple of national
parks we can go and look at. – Oh. – With waterfalls. There is a Franciscan
monastery, which is like, it's like an island. No, it's like an island
in the middle of a lake you can go to with a boat. – That's really cool if we do that. – We can go to the winery. Oh, we shouldn't do that.

– Wine? – Yeah. No, not no. – In Ramadan? – No, we shouldn't do that. – Okay. Froggy land. A frog theme museum. – Bro. There's this, sucks. – No, no.
– I'm like, bro? – This the- – A monastery? A wine place and frog land? – Collection 'cause
it's 705 stuffed frogs. – You wanna see frogs?
– Okay. – I don't wanna see frogs, no. – Yeah, if I was here getting bummed, can I bend over more? – Not towards me, towards the shower. – Yeah.
– I don't, I think- – The walls are bumming you though.

– I think- Who's bumming me? – The person behind you. There we go. – I think this one's coming off. Look. – Yeah, because it, because they've, someone's been doing
some beatings in there. – None of them are safety
regulation for orgies. – Oh, she wobbles. – Whoa. Wobblesie, wobblesie.
– She's a wobbler. – You said you work in
construction, right? [all chuckling] – Are we up? – We up right now. – Oh, it doesn't feel the most stable. – No, it does wobble. – The final room. Skateboards! Oh, my god. – You got a half pipe. – What the flip, man? There's a half pipe. – I really want to go, but I know I'm gonna like f*ck my knee. – We're a bad team for
this. Ethan would do it. Harry would do it. – It's Randy's room. He has to do it. He picked it.
– That is true. But you- move quick. [friends laughing] – The national park, you can
swim in the lagoon there. It's 15 minutes away.

Yeah, I'm down for, I'm down
from one of the national parks or the waterfalls. – Waterfalls would be cool. – We've got a big day ahead of us, boys. – Let's, yeah, let's go
to the national park. Let's go to the national park. – Who's sleeping where? – Oh yeah, let's figure- – I ain't f*cking sleeping with you. – There's no solo.
– There's no solo. – What?
– There's no solo. – Two.
– There's no solo. – Two.
– No, no. – One. – Hey that's got two. – Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

So
two people sleep there. Two people sleep there. One more. – No, there's two people sharing a bed. So that- – Sharing a bed? – If you want to drink something later on we got a fridge as well. – In here? – Yeah, it's in this one. – Oh, wait, it's an,
it's an actual fridge. Oh my God.
– Oh! – Primed up.
– Prime! – Couple bevvies.
– Yo! What the hell? – Oh, I haven't tried
this one yet, actually. So I'm actually gonna try it now. This will be my first
time.

Ooh, she smells nice. Mm, delicious. Oh wow.
– Shame, shame about the Red Bull. – Yeah. They've left
that one on the shelf. – Yeah, yeah. – They're two beds. – Wow.
– You can sleep together. – Can I come around? – Yeah, you can come around. – Why are these stairs so tiny? I can't fit my feet into the holes. – What? That does look really cosy though. – It does look kind of cosy. – That does look really cosy.
– Yeah. – And you've got like
little orgy things too. – Yeah, I think it's through them things. [all laughing] – Oh, Simon, what was that? – It's just a noise.
Luckily it wasn't my knee. – The whole place gets lit up.
– Mm-hmm. [friend muttering] – Is it fun? – It's over, it's really
springy. Like, look, like. – Whoa. I know. I'm scared. I'm gonna do my knees. I'm proud of you, bro. – Is he gonna do a flip?
– Thanks man. I don't have the bullocks
to do a back flip. I think it can hurt.

– Yeah, I wouldn't. – KSI, why'd you look like that? – Bro, is so… He's so- – Why are your arms doing that? – Have you been on a trampoline before? – Am I doing it? – Why is his legs so far apart? – Am I trampolining? – You are trampolining, yes. – I don't like that! All right get me off! – Listen, you just stop. – No! – Just stop. Literally just stop jumping. Pretty good. – I didn't like that. – I think he's gonna a flip. [friends laughing] – So close. Oh, sh*t, so close. – You f*cking said that.
– I'm gonna land it. Yes! – We take those.
– We'll take that.

– I'm trying to land the legs. – Yeah. – There you go, that counts. That counts.
– Yes, that counts. – Please stop.
– That counts. – What's the plan then? – Museums. – Attractions we can visit. – Yeah. – There's a hill that we can go to. – Oh, there's a hill. – There's an observation tower. – You want me to leave this for a hill? [friends laughing] – There's a Vineyard. – There's a castle. – Really good. Yeah. What you'd expect
there to be around here to be honest. – Bro's got tact. – I got a great game to play. – Who can put their hand in the fire for the longest? – Come on, you drink. We don't.
– I'm very disciplined. – You drink. We don't.
– Ooh. Oh, it's nice. – What does it taste like? – It's, I thought about peach. It's a brandy. It's like brandy.
– Brandy. Not that you know what brandy tastes like. I don't know why I'm saying brandy. – This is Ramadan now
so there's no alcohol with me in the shot. [friends laughing] – Stand over here.

– They've said it's a tree
house, but there's no tree. – There is no tree. – So it's just, just a house.
– House. – Yeah, it doesn't really count.
– This is a tree house. – It's an outdoor AirPod. – Give me some bedding. I'll sleep at the top of here, mate. – Ah, man's gonna get stuck. Nope. Nope. – King in the castle. King in the castle. – So what? We're gonna go to some museum? – Yep.
– Yep. – When now? – Yeah, I guess so.
– I guess, yeah. – To the museum! [gentle music] – Woo!
– Oh my god, bro. This is a bit of me, by the way.
– The guy on the stairs? That one's so good.

– Yeah. Thanks. – A lot of water. I love a lot of water. – Oh, Randy, there's Groundhog Day posters here as well. – No, you're f*cking kidding me. [friends laughing] – No, no, let's go upstairs. – Is this a bathroom? – Hey Simon, they've
got young Sheldon DVDs here as well. – Yeah? – By the way. I believed you.
– That was a weird laugh. – Go upstairs. Look left. Look. – Wow. Don't have you clocked. He hid the remote 'cause that's a projector screen. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
– Wow. – Have you, did you clock that? – Yeah. He told me when I came in. – What?
– That's crazy. – Cinema room.
– Oh my God.

– It's a cinema room. [friend muttering] – I'm down. – Nah, certainly we should. – My bath or yours? – You get a ferry, go into
Amsterdam, do something, get some food, do more stuff
– and stuff. – And then have an orgy in Josh's room. – Yeah. – I'm not super hungry, but
if we could get some food but on the way to the
national park we should, but we need to go before it gets cold and dark, please. You're not hungry? – I'm starving. [all clamouring] – What did you eat? I'm starving.

– Really?
– Yeah. – You have no meat. [friends muttering] – You had like two cheese plates. – You just ate it all?
– Yeah. I'm just, I'm controlling my body, man. I'm not, I'm, I don't succumb
to hunger like you all do. – I've got Ramadan. 31
degree heat in five days. I don't get a meal? – A sweet succulent meal? [friends laughing] – Chinese food. – No, we should get food..
– Please. [friends laughing] – If you make it the entire
night with that shark, that's really impressive. – I will. – Randy will swap rooms with
you if you make it the night. – I will kill that shark. – Our mission is to kill that shark – Okay.
– without him like seeing it coming.

– No, 'cause I actually will cry. – Good. – Will you? If you, if you will cry it's great content.
– Good. [friend muttering] [friend chuckling] – I love that, by the way.
– I want one. – The fact that you can
just drive them about, that's sick. Look at our home, boys. – Oh, wow. There's my orgasm room. – Orgasm room. – Thank you.
– Here we go. – The groceries. – Ah, you know what? I think we've got a
feast cooking up lately. It's not bad. Well 'ello. We've got meat.
– We got eggs. – Yeah. – Eggs, cheese, yoghourt and dates. – Uh-huh. – Water and bread. – Dude, we got 30 eggs. – We got 30 eggs.
– 30 eggs. – That's an apple hanging
outta your pocket. – Yeah, there is. I got
an apple snack on that. – Sweet. – Let me shout guten tag. Guten tag! – They don't give a f*ck. – Anyone for an orgy later? Your hands up for the orgy. – Just the boys. [friends chuckling] – The yo-yo bar. – I mean it pops off over there. – I heard it does as well.

– Do we want to enter that water? – Why not? – You want to enter that water? – Something to do, isn't it? – It's something to do. I mean it's cold. I thought- we got no towels. – I'll just use my hoodie. – We don't have towels. – We'll use your body.
– We don't have towels. – If you have any, spare
any clothes you got. – I lost my T-shirt,
I'll dry this overnight. – With the dwarf door. Then you're gonna put it back on and wear it all day. – Harry's very much a
I'll deal with it later kind of person. – Why the f*ck are we walking? – Listen, soak it in, man. Your body's meant to move, you know, bro. Just be in contact with the earth, bro. Just three boys going up a hill. – Guten tag.
– Guten tag. – Yes.
– Hey! – Hey.

– Oh, wow. Look at that. I'm going to heaven lads. Oh, wow. – This is not what I expected to be doing when I woke up this morning. – Yep. But I don't mind. – Okay, we're here at the lake or the local beach they call it. And we're gonna play a fun little game. So we've each got a rock here. We're gonna throw it at the same time. And then whoever gets the least far has to get in the bloody water. 3, 2, 1. – Wow.
– No. – Oh, Ali. Ali, you're
cooked. Ali, you're cooked. – You threw it down. You threw it down. [friends laughing] We, we put the drones
out far optimistically. And he just threw it
about 10 metres if that. – Hi, what's your name? Ah, she's not much of a
speaker. That's all right. You're just enjoying the view. Ah, it's nice, isn't it? [soft music] [speaks in foreign language] I know, I'm working on my German.

– Are you ready for
this? Pure entertainment. [Laughing] – This is what the people want to see Gib. It's a bit sh*t. What a sh*t forfeit. [friend muttering] I kind of want to go in, yeah. – It's really nice.
– I'm gonna go in, man, f*ck it. It seems nice, yeah. [friend muttering] – I will not be swayed. – Hey guys. [Randy mumbling]
I can speak Dutch. How is your energy? How is your energy? – Why are you saying it like that? – How is your energy? – Should we see how much one of those cars is to buy and then when we
leave, we gift it to someone? – Yeah.

– Yeah. That'd be perfect. – What car is it? Kanter LX. – It's, they've chained that one. – Wow. That would fit one of me. – Could you just take the
car with you, I guess. – And here we see a
couple muscular gentlemen from the United Kingdom as they
bathe in the beautiful baths of this place in Croatia. I don't know the name. – I'm suffering. – It's not that bad.
– I'm suffering. – It's not that bad. I
hurt my back earlier today. I hurt my back earlier today. – Is that a sea serpent? – Tickled.
– Shut the f*ck up. – It's gonna crawl up my ass. [friends laughing] – Control your breathing.
You're fine. You're good. – It's easy to say that from the f*cking sidelines Tobi. Like Jason Momoa. Crawling out the waters. [friends chuckling] That's my T-shirt.
– Yeah, we're sharing it. – f*ck you you can't go first. – Why can't I go first? [friends laughing] – He said he was gonna dry
himself with his jumper.

– No, I didn't. – Shouldn't have worn anything. – Changed my mind.
– You changed your mind? So you did change your mind.
– Bro, I said the T-shirt.
– I knew it. – I said the T-shirt. – Do you know what's so funny? Humans walking downhill is one of the most like,
weird things to watch. Look at us all. – I am scared that I'm gonna lose control and just run off the cliff. [friends laughing] – If you actually just go, – It would be like- – If you just go a little bit.

– Or you'd stumble a
little bit, it slides. – Yeah, you definitely could. – I could go bang over that and I'm, I'm dead. I died. – Now you're starting to
get a little bit loose. It's quite funny. [friends chuckling] – You're scared. [friends laughing] Oh, sh*t.
– Oh, sh*t. He can't slow down. – Oh, no. I can't stop. I can't stop. No. – Alright. – Yeah, yeah. [muttering] Don't take my f*cking station. – Well, what station? – I'm claiming, I'm claiming this one. – You're claiming this one? – My sh*t's there, my sh*t's there.
– What am I claiming? – Bro, all you're cooking is f*cking eggs. I've got a whole thing to do. – All right we're good. – Wish I could get like a crockpot. ♪ It's seven o'clock on the dot ♪ ♪ I need a crack pot on the spot ♪ – Who wants to take a shortcut? – Did you actually get stuck, boss? What? Are you actually? – Wait, is he? – I mean, by fair dues.

– Oh my God. He's actually doing it. – Bro is scaling. Oh! Oh! – What the f*ck? – I have a stick. – Bro, that's just a fair dude. – Wait, he's actually doing it. – That's an adventure out there, guys. – Come on boys. [friends laughing] Join me.
– Yeah, we're good, man. – We finally made it. Three of you guys are lovers. – Lovers.
– Yeah. – Sorry. I need to find me some lovers. What if I can sell my room to someone? – You seem really keen
to get rid of it, Josh. – No, I'm just, it goes
to waste, you know, it's like an orgy room and I'm not gonna have an orgy in it. – Just make sure you use all the services.

– I guess we could buy a sex toy myself. – Yeah? Maybe me and Randy should
go in and buy a sex toy for you to use. – So I took a milker. – I got one too. [friends laughing] ♪ Big boned, big clots, and
it busting out me head ♪ – Gnocchi, you're cooking the gnocchi. – I'm not cooking the gnocchi. – Who's cooking the gnocchi? – I'm, I'm cooking the-
– That's with the beef- – I want f*cking meat duty. – Yeah, but I'm on the egg duty. – Oh, boohoo f*cking eggs. – Yeah. With the, [stuttering] with the onions. – The onions.
– Yeah. – With the jeez. – Jeez? Cheese. Cheese. Cheese.
– Okay, yeah, yeah.

– Bro, no. – Who's cooking the gnocchi? – I don't care about the gnocchi. – Where's the cajole?
– Bring the cajole. – Just a shot.
– No. – Course you're gonna say that. – How do people drink this sh*t? [friends muttering] [friend chuckling] Yeah, yeah. Burn. – Brown is right. I'm just
gonna cook a load of beef up. Nice load of spicy beef. I
reckon it'll taste all right. Hope for the best. – How many eggs you gonna want? Three? – Well you got 30 to get through so. – Alright. Next Cheese review. It's nutty. It's mild. It's creamy. That's good cheese.

– It turns out
– You can do it! – My shortcut was not the shortcut. – Nah, that's what I made just there. – Cheers. – You've done it. Oh, fun. I'm happy.
– My shoes are full of sh*t now. – Good oxygen. – Got some good oxygen.
Some good endorphins. Touched the earth. Movement is medicine. Remember that, guys.
– Facts. – Yeah. Wake the f*ck up. [friends laughing] – Those are my f*cking onions
you're chopping up, fella. I bought the, I picked out onions. – Of course you bought them. It's your, it's the sidemen video. – You're f*cking stupid, mate.
I bought my eggs for myself.

These are your onions. – Oh, you can have these if you want. – I will have them. I will have them. I will have them.
– Apologise. – I'm a bit cheap. – Apologise. You motherf*cker. – Did you not realise that? – Go f*ck yourself. – Well, you've chopped
'em horribly as well. – I didn't know they were yours. – We're gonna go in here then? – Sure.
– Hey, no looking. – It's not your problem. – Oh.
– Yeah, Josh. No looking, no looking. – Yeah.
– Chicken taco, yes.

– This is lit. Oh, oh, oh, oh. – Go Randy. Go Randy. Go Randy, go Randy.
– Get to work. – Bit too loud. Sorry.
– Okay calm down. [barking] – This is our happy place. – No, you took my onions
and started cooking 'em. – There was eight onions. – Yeah, but you- – How would I know which one was yours? – Because there were eight. Did you not pick out your own onions? – No. – Oh, okay. Well, I picked out my own onions. You just robbed them. – They all looked the
same. They're all onions. – They're com- they were in completely different bags.

– Is an onion not an onion? – It's a completely different bag, fella. [friends chuckling] – Is an onion not an onion? – Oh, now we're cooking, baby.
– Yeah. – Golden Sports bar music. Let's
see what they got to offer. – Oh wow. – Hey, this is the smart, lads. – This is the guy. We made it. – This is, we got dance, we got boxing, we got football, we got bowling. I'm not leaving. – Yeah. Why? Why? We
could be here all night. – Yeah. – Oh my god and they have internet. – Oh, guys. – Nah, we actually have to stay here. – Guys, we're staying here all night. – I always want do Taco.

– Taco Tuesday. – Yeah. I always wanted do that. – That's the LeBron
James National holiday. – It's Taco Tuesday.
– It's Taco Tuesday. – Bro, I'm about to order
the whole f*cking thing. – I get a drop of everything. – Randy, get off your phone now. – Oh my God. Sorry guys. – So rude.
– Oh, wow. – We're waiting for you. – Oh, thank you so much. – Oh, she gonna work on holiday. – Thank you very much. – Oh no. Oh my God. – I'm so gaffing, huh? – Oh, the cheese pull. – Wow. – Bone apple teeth. – He really dipped it. Did you? For the- – No, I did. – Oh. – Oh, corn as well. Ah, done that again. – Oh, getting loose. Oh yeah. I'm really loose. Oh, our boy also. I hate to say it, maybe
some churros after as well. – Huh? – Maybe some churros after as well. – You are on a filthy night, yes. – I'm really dirty. Sorry. – I did not like that. – I didn't like either.

– f*ck it. Come on, mate. – Yeah, you can cheers. – But hopefully they can put the game on. I'm, I'm getting it. I'm, I'm
understanding German here. This is the road to watching West Ham. I'm reading nothing by the way. I'm just guessing what, accept, what means accept and what doesn't. Agree and pay. Best 10 euros I ever spent. Here we go. Oh yes, let's go. Yes. Click that. No? It doesn't wanna watch football. – Oh, f*cking, the suspense. Yeah! He's done it! – Wait, no. Well, we just
watched a Euro league trailer. What's going on? Blake?
– Oh no.

Oh no. – Can you eat gnocchi raw? – I wouldn't.
– You wouldn't? – Well you probably can,
but I'll just taste ass. It's like eating raw potato. – That's lovely. I love
raw potato on my salads. – No, you don't. – Yeah, I do. – No, you don't eat raw
potato on your salad. A baked potato? It's, you not, you're not eating, you're eating a boiled potato. – Nah. – You're not eating a raw potato. – I mean you're wrong there, mate. – Boys, please help me here. – Gib, Gib, Gib. They're
cooked potatoes, bro. – You're telling me you
can't eat potato raw? – No, it's not. It's like
sh*t, starchy and all. Eat a raw gnocchi. – I'll eat a raw gnocchi right now. Ain't a lie. It's doable.
It's quite salty. I like 'em. – Meat's coming on well, by the way. We're cooking spicy beef.

– Yeah.
– Yeah. – It'll be, it'll be a
bit spicy, but f*ck it. – Yeah. I'm gonna go in. – Okay. – Yep.
– Yep. There's not much room in here. – Amsterdam's kind of
naughty, isn't it guys? – Really naughty. – Oh, I'm, I'm on. Oh wow. Wow. Oh, I want that one. Bongs with graffiti. – There's some KSI sh*t right here. – Yeah, it is as tacky
as he would wear as well. – Whoa. He wears Sidemen. – Yeah, about that. Sorry guys. You know what I mean? Like
Instagram ads and stuff. [Simon muttering] – Sorry. Sorry. – Well, we, we scored
instantly, which is good. – f*cking yes. – Yes. Our Simon mate found
this f*cking amazing sports bar. It's got bowling,
everything, man. It's great.

This is the life, man.
This is, this is crazy. – This is not how I
thought today would go. – No. – I thought it'd be
way worse. I can't lie. – We, we are staying in an AirPod. We're watching some football. Light work. – I'm in the market for a fleshlight. – You're in the market for? – I'm single now. – Let me see if they have one. – I'm in the market for a fleshlight.

What a phrasing. – I just wasn't a fan of that guy's vibe.
– No, no. – I asked him three times
do you have anything for men and he just ignored me. – We couldn't find anything
that Randy could carry around. – Yeah. Nothing was big enough for me. – What? I noticed everything was a bit too big. – You weren't saying it fits his pocket. – Well pocket, you want a pocket pussy?
– I can't even fit. My weed doesn't fit inside my pocket so how can we get one that
fits inside my pocket? – Well, it stucks to you. – What? Onwards we go. – Yeah.
– That way. – Yeah.
– Yeah. – Here it comes, KSI. Oh, that's perf. – These darts are, they
have an interesting flight. – Wait, I'm confused.
– We should get some. – Oh man, wait. – Yo, you could get hot condoms. Hot. – I don't think they have one big enough.
– Hot condoms. – That's horrible. – Randy, you need to
stop this big dick joke.

– I'll put it down for you, okay. – Do I? – A good one extra strong
rib flavoured, dotted. – They don't have what I need.
– What's a good day condom? – Whose dick is shaped like that? – Why is it vegan? – Jumbo dick.
– Jumbo dick. – Wait, so can you put
on it and it looks like- [friends muttering] – Statue of liberty dick. – R2D dick. It's green. – R2dick2. – There's a corning condom. – So what are they like tips? – Oh, that is. – Novelty condoms are not intended for family planning. – That's, they have to
say that, don't they? I've never really understood
flavoured condoms. – Yeah, no. So say you're always ending, but you don't come in the condom.

Take the condom off
and you have an ending. And it'll be tasty. – Oh, interesting. – Ah, jesus. I've broken
his knife, you know. – Let's get to work. – So my spoons some made onto
my, look at it. Look at this. Look what Gib has cooked
up here. Look at that. That's for not- – I'm not mocking it.
– No, I'm saying you're not mocking me. It actually looks like, like right now, I'm f*cking
starving. That looks delish. – Well now f*cking wait, mate.

– What? – f*cking wait. [friends chuckling] Wait for everyone else! – Listen, mate. The ice bar. So you said 10 minutes this way? – Yeah, yeah. – All stations at 10. – Ah. – What time is it?
– Nine. – We go there first then. Let's go now. – Take back what you said. – What, what did I say? – Take back what you said. You know what you said. – It didn't look great.
Tastes lovely though. – What did you say? That was an amazing meal. – What? – This came to you in bed and breakfast, you'd be loving it. – It is good. – You know what? I came back grumpy but I'm enjoying myself. – Oh, I am tired. – We're off to walk, cosier. Are you going to bed at eight o'clock, JJ? – I am so tempted.

– 8pm. – You got my number. – You're not gonna have
a little barbecue session with the boys? – I just came from Miami, man. – Oh true. Yeah. You are pappered, yeah. – I'm jet lagged to the-
– That's fine. [friend cheering] f*cking hell, that lift is loud. – Yeah. – And we're off. Hello there. – There you go. Yeah. This is a pump. – No, I think that's his bedding. – Cheers. – That's his bedding. – Here you go. – Oh, yeah, there you go, Vik. Stand up. – Cheers. – What is he doing?
– What? – Harry? Harry. No, no, no. – That's fine. – Harry. This a terrible, terrible idea. – Oh, you can't pile it. – Harry, it's an awful idea. – Yes. Come on. – That's fine.
– Bet it's all right. [friends shouting] – That's gonna burn.

– f*cking L, fella. – Pour more, pour more.
– Don't pour more. – Listen here I am facing- – You think I'm gonna wanna face you. – I'm looking out this window and I don't want to touch,
I don't wanna feel nothing. – No, I'm not gonna stick anything in. – JJ, you know he likes
me little spoon, he said. – Stop. – Oh, you do? – Ethan does yeah. – All right maybe a little.

– Back up!
– Just a little, man. – Back up! – But what if we're cold? – It makes him feel safe. – I'll just be like, I got you man. [friends laughing] [Ethan gagging] Wait, can, can you see my penis? – No.
– No. – Alright. Okay, well. [friends laughing] – Two silver coins means
two drinks in the ice bar. – Yeah, whose idea was this? – Randy's? – This is Randy's idea. – This is not my idea, but
I'm gonna have a good time. – Are you ready to get gold?
If yes say aye, Captain. – Aye, Captain.
– Aye, Captain. – Okay, 1, 2, 3.
– I can't hear you. – Aye, aye, captain. – I can't hear you. – Okay, want to see your
white paper tickets, please. – Lives in a pineapple under the sea.

– Alpen milk. Now we're talking. What was that? [device whirring] Yeah. – What's going on? Oh, it's actually quite a big bed. – Are you guys going out any time so I can record you? – We gotta go and use the bonfire. – Not out out. – Yeah, well you guys can cook. I'm just, uh, yeah. – We have to see the bonfire.

– Oh, do I? We really don't. Bro, you're acting like
we've never seen fire before. [friends laughing] Oh, why is this light in my face? I'm just trying to get some sleep. Let a [censored] sleep! – Are there only two pillows? – sh*t. – Are there only two pillows?
– Yeah. – Holy sh*t then. – Giuseppe I swear to god. – Um. – Yes! – Oh, Steve, Steve. – No! – f*ck Steve. – f*ck Steve. All my homies hate Steve. – Hello. – Hello. Can I get two Sambuca stuff? – You can only get one.
– No, you get two.

– 2, 1.
– And the rest? – Sambuca as well, please. – More Sambuca, yeah. Cheers. – I hate Sambuca. – So do I.
– Cheers. – No, I love it. – Cheers.
– My favourite shot. – Was it, mate? I'm kidding. – That's cold. – Bottoms up. Woo. – Cold. – Let's get white girl wasted. – Bro, you don't want this Hot Wheels jumper anymore, right? – I wanna take it and wash it. What you gonna do with it? – You gotta keep warm. – You wanna put my thing? [friends laughing] Well this one just put the fire out? – No.
– Yeah, yeah.

We, no, no.
– If you cover it- – Soak it in cahul first. – Yeah, soak it in cahul. – If you want to just
put it like to the side and just dry it off. – Cut this whole segment out. What? – Oh what? What the f*ck? I turned around for two seconds. – We told him. We told him.
– For two seconds. – There we go. Scram, scram. – Come on. – Come on, Hot Wheels. – That's big. That's big.
– Come on. Hot Wheels. This is pathetic. – Well, we're having fun at least. – Oh, it's dough.
It's, oh wow. – Oh, we're making bread.

Oh, we're making bread.
– Rise and grind. – Let's make some bread. We're waiting for KSI. Thank you.
– Thank you. – He's just coming down now. – You know how like you're really rich so you've got loads of dough. Now Ethan has dough. – Wait, I don't get it. – He has dough. It's bread. – Oh, look at this, breadsticks. – Smell it.
– Smell it. – Bread. – Ow! Ow! [friends laughing] Why'd you just hit me with a dough? Why are you cooking bread? – Come on, have some bread.
– Take a bread. – Rise and grind. Let's get this bread. – Come on over a little. – You thought you were going to bed. Now we're cooking some bread. – Well, look at us all crossing swords.

– JJ is more interested
in ruining my bread than cooking his own bread. – Did the bread stick hurt? – A little bit, yeah. – I'm sorry.
– You whipped it. – Let me hit you with it. – No, no, no, no. Oh, your breadstick's doing- – No, because he's f*cking with my bread. Stop. Get off his, stop touching my bread. He's fusing our breads. You're literally, you're
wasting all my f*cking bread. [friends laughing] – Boggo, you sneaky bastard. Of course you put your clothes on top so your clothes dry more than what mine takes to. [friends laughing] – Boggo these boxers are foul. – Why do they look like this? – I don't know. [friend muttering] – I'm not touching them. Boggo, show them your boxers.

– What's wrong with the boxers? – There's wood in the dust. – Oh, okay.
– I though it was poop. – You thought it was poop. Okay, great. – That's what it looked like. – It looked like- – You sh*t in your boxers, bro. – How will we dry up for tomorrow? – We're not gonna be
able to is the answer. – We shouldn't have gone
in that f*cking lake. [friend chuckling] – I might just pop one here. – No.
– Why not? – Do it. Do it. Do it, do it.
– No. – And Gib's gonna say to put cahul on it and you're gonna forget and
that's gonna go up in flames. – Cool. f*ck it. – That's pathetic, Bog. [friends laughing] – I just wanna cook my bread in peace. [friends laughing] Are you happy? Are you happy now? [friend babbling] are you happy? Oh! [friend groaning] You know, it doesn't look bad.

Yeah, actually I think
you need a lot of heat. I think you need a lot
of heat to cook bread. How much heat do you need to cook bread? That was just a- [laughing]. – f*cking hell. – I think you need a lot, like think about an oven, that's hot. – Yeah. – So let's put the bread in the fire and see what happens. – I'll bet it'll roast in the fire. [friends laughing] Just put it in the fire. [Vikkstar babbling] – Oh, no I'm losing dough. – I was you idiot. See that. I'm here and
twisted. [muttering] – Starting to burn, bro.

– Boggo, I'm just gonna try the beef to see if it's cooked. – Stop eating the f*cking beef, bro. – We don't dunno if it's cooked yet. – I know what, bro,
– I don't if you know. – I was scrambling your
eggs mid cook, was I? – Why? Why? why? Why aren't you just focused on your own? – Oh. – Why you gotta ruin my bread? – Big bit bread just fell off there. Oh, your bread's get more in it. – He's got my bread. – Oh, this bread's f*cked. [friends laughing] – Thanks guys. – Oh sh*t. I ruined our bread. – How the hell is Steve okay now? – Yeah 'cause- hey, hey, hey.

– Don't let it go. Come
on, come on, come on. Look, Steve- let him. – He just had a diet.
– Yo, let him hit. Let him hit. Come on. – People are dying. You
can't be hitting him up. Oh no, no! – Steve! Steve! [soft music] – f*ck Steve. All my homies hate Steve. [friends laughing] [friend shouting] [friends muttering] – Oh, Boggo that meat is burned. – It's not burned. – Ooh, look at it. – Do you want to try a bit? – I have to. It looks burned.

– f*cking hell, man. – What were we saying? Look at the food. – It's not burned, it's fine. – Oh. – If you don't wanna
eat now we can eat now. – I'm gonna try it. Let me try it. I've gotta be the judge. – How is it? Chewy? – It's soft. – It is not soft. – It's tender. [friend chuckling] – It is not tender, bro. – Pretty tasty. [friends laughing] – I don't like that. – No! Don't- – I don't need a lot of salt. Boggo, did you just f*cking put your grubby meaty hands on my jumper? – What are you talking about? I went like that.
– These are all new clothes and they're f*cked.

[friend muttering] I know, bro. But when you put your
meaty, grubby hands on me. – I elbowed- I used my elbow. I used my elbow. – You did not put your elbow. You've been wiping your
hands on everything that you've been trying your hands on. – I went like that. – I've been noticing that
you've been doing that. I gotta try the food now to make sure they ain't
f*cking about with it. [friends laughing] – There's just f*cking dough everywhere. – I do feel quite bad about that actually. – Why did we put dough everywhere? At least put it on the fire pit. – There you go. Oh, I've actually got like a- oh. No, maybe the birds will eat it. – Maybe we've made like a bird feeder. – Oh my god. The bird's going nuts.

– Don't know how you
said that was all right. That is really puh. – No, I thought it's all,
it's kind of vinegary. – Oh, that was- what? What?
– Vinegary. [friends laughing] – Wait, what? What'd you call me? – Brother, you know what
we should do, right? Randy is going to go into one of the red light district rooms. But we have 500 pounds. We gamble it. We gamble 495 pounds. If we win, you get a higher price load. – Okay. Okay. – But if you lose you get a five pound load.
– Oh, no.

Cheap or expensive. [friends laughing] – Does anyone want coffee? – Yeah, I'll have one more. – Are you taking the piss, Gib?
– What? – After I wash the mugs
you wanna reuse them? [friends laughing] Is that what we're doing? – I can't give up. – I can make you a cup if
you want. Give you energy. Alright. Tobi gave you lot two teaspoons. I am gonna man you guys
up a little bit again. – Well we have to sleep at some point. – Two table- [friends laughing] Tobi, hurry up with the mugs.

No, no, no. It's too late. It's too late. It's too late. It's too late. – You have to wash those mugs by the way. – No.
– Yes. Yes. – How do I make this music more tender and less like, was it, what was the, was it chewier? – Yeah, that was one That was really bad. One That was really good. – When you say really bad like what's, what's bad about it? – I bit the armchair of a couch. [friends laughing] – So we go in, you two euros in, and then this, this
window just disappears. – Yeah. – And then you just-
– There's fans there though. That's the worst part. – Was there? – Yeah, the guys on the
side just looking at me, looking at me more than the girl. – I was looking at, there
was like a lady across us and I'm like haha. – Yeah. I don't mind that. [friend muttering] – The the window opens.

There's just, there's
just a woman on the floor. – Yeah. – And then I looked to my left and I just see the biggest grin from… – No, no, I'm laughing. I'm laughing because the fans just waving at me the whole time. You didn't see the fans? – She was spinning.
– We saw you. – Yeah. Okay, directly
across me was just fans laughing at me. – She was peeking inside of me going no don't look away.

– Yeah, I was really con- I was really worried that they're gonna take
a photo of me there, but they already just
can't take phones out. But she was doing some
crazy sh*t in there. – You're worried-
– Didn't look. – You're worried they took a photo of you, you're in a silent Sunday. – Why'd you start touching yourself? – I did not do that. I did not do that. – I saw you pee on the floor as well. It is, it isn't- [friends chuckling] – Oh that's, that's really funny. – I didn't like it. It felt really like- – There's a solo cabin.
You wanna go in solo? – Definitely not. – Yeah. I would refer
prefer the solo cabin.

The fans put me off. – It's, it's weird. It's weird she didn't see
you just looking at her. – When you guys got there she goes, I'm it, sorry, eye contact. She came up the window. – Yeah. We avoided that. – Respect, bro. Respect, respect. – Yeah? Is it? – We avoided that. Like at all cost. – Oh, sorry I'm working. – I was trying to avoid it but I was like at the same time. – No, no, me and Simon
looked at the ceiling like… [Laughing] – Yeah, 'cause you saw me in a while. I was like looking for where you guys are. – All right, Boggo, your creamy coffee. – Thank you, sir. – Pure rocket fuel right there. – Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. – Gib, you scared of this? – I don't know what it's gonna taste like. And to be honest, each person has a
different amount of coffee. – Where's mine?
– You don't like coffee. – Ooh, it is quite strong. – Ooh, it's got a kick. – I didn't put sugar in the first place. – Have you by the way, did you put, are you cooking up coffee
directly the in the kettle? – No.

– Harry, you're just
burning this beef now. [Laughing] – I forgot. – Dude, your bubble is black. [friends laughing] – It's just sticking to the pot. – You're not eating that. The last one I ate was bad, Harry. And you just walked away
and let that f*cking burn. You walked away from that and you realised you messed up. Boggo, tell me, how bad are you in? How much trouble are you in right now? – It's crispy beef. – Boggo, tell me how much f*cking trouble? You know what he did? He came over to me while
I was making the coffee and he pulled the sugar out. I said, what are you doing? He goes, I'm making the beef caramelised. – That was so I sprinkled a bit on it.

– What? Sprinkling in the sugar on it to make it caramelised? – All right, all right, boys, boys. Quit your yip yapping
we're gonna eat this now. – You burn the sugar, you burned the barn and you burned the beef. [Laughing] [friend muttering] We can wash it. [friends laughing] f*ck me, Harry. – Boggo, Boggo it's gone. [friends laughing] Boggo, She's gone. – She's gone Two hours.
– Two hours. – She's gone. You ruined it. That's really bad Boggo. Shame on you, man. – Bro, you wasted so much food. – I'm eating that. – Wait, do you think we
can make fire sticks? – Yeah, probably. We
just gotta get a little- – Sell 'em to Amazon. – Oh, yeah. Oh, no well nitty there.

– Oh well, I like, I like it. – You see what I did there? – Yeah.
– Oh no. My one's dodgy though. Look at the Premier league for free. [friends laughing] – Oh, man. – Wait, if you stick it in that dipping it's gonna be the hottest, right? – Yeah. Yeah, at the bottom. – He said nothing. I'm scared. [friends laughing] – Oh, no.
– It's edible. It's edible. – How bad is it? – He forced himself, that's all right. – No, bro, what you done? – It's chewable.

It's chewable. – Tobi give us a review. – It's better than I thought. – Yeah, there we go. – It's not horrendous. It is not great. – It looks like you got a plate of ash. – I don't know if it tastes
way better than it looks. – Yeah. – It, it was so sad.
'cause I was genuinely so happy with it, like for like 90% of the cooking. And then I, I got
distracted by the f*cking, I don't know something happening.

– Coffee. I gave you coffee. – Yeah. I turned my back on it and I burned the whole thing. – So how was it though? – sh*t. [friends laughing] – What Tobi said, what Tobi said. What Tobi said. – They don't deliver and
delivery said this location. – I'll give it, I'll give
it a three out of 10. It's, it's so disrespec- Have one bite. Have one piece of food. – During Ramadan.
– To be fair he drank your rocket fuel coffee.

– I have. – And it was nice. – Well yeah, but it was too strong.
– It wasn't bad. You can still have one piece of beef. – I need a whole loaf of bread. Do you want me to have a piece? – Yeah. Give me a rating out of ten. – Four and a half. – No one else eat any more.
I'm gonna put it in the bin. – Can't put it in the bin. – Who's eating it? – You have to eat it. – Bro. – You have to eat it, Bog. Don't bin it. I would blacked.
– It's like eating charcoal. – Bro, not in Ramadan. – I can't eat this. – Bro, don't bin the food. Not in Ramadan. – Damn, you fire. Damn you. [friends laughing] You stupid little slut. Go on bread. [friends groaning] [fire crackling] – Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t. – That was lit. – Alright. I'm leave my stick there. – Yeah, same. – Alright.
Alright. – Good night. – Night. – Good night. – Wash that for me? – Damn Boggo. I'm not f*cking cleaning. You're taking the piss
about me and I shouldn't.

– No, no, no, no. – Run away Boggo. I'm cleaning. I'm cleaning. You're taking the piss. You're scrubbing your creamy sh*t. No way. I'm not gonna- Boggo, that's not clean, now is it? – It's clean. – That's not clean now is it? – It's your egg that's f*cking burned. – Bro, look at that corner. – Yeah. That's your egg. – That's you. That's you. – Come on.
– Three boys voyaging across the sea to get to the hotel.
– We're going to the hotel.

– To the hotel. – Whoa, whoa.
– Whoa, whoa. – We're tired of wet- Whoa,
– Whoa. – I'm just bit wet now. Don't act like you're above us. You're wet. – No, not again, please, no. – Trust me bro. I will come into your L. – Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. – Keep talking, bro. I'll waterboard you. – You cling to your own L, my friend. – I'll bring that massive
smell into your room. – Here, I think we're cooked, boys. Didn't warm the bread. The bread with the cheese,
dip it in the cheese. What the? [friends laughing] – Sorry. I'm sorry. – No, no. I know. I like sh*t on the table. It's over for the table! It's over for the table! It's over for the table. – You know what? It needs more time.

– Dip the bread in it. – There's there's nothing to it. – Get the bread. Dip it. [friends laughing] f*ck this, bro. We ain't got time to wait. I ain't waiting no more, man. I ain't wait no more.
– Rip it up. Rip it up. – Yeah, rip it up. Rip it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get it with the spoon.
– f*ck, this side. – Ooh. There she is. Why is that cheese so good? Do you think the garlic
did any garlicing here to the cheese or it just…? [friends laughing] The garlic was by this, right? The garlic- The garlic added nothing.

– Woo. Ferry gang. – 1AM ferry is always a vibe. To be fair this is in London. It should be a barker. To be fair it'd be rough
on it though, wouldn't it? Imagine 1AM on this. – Roughing it in London. – Yeah. – Maybe we can get some new people. – Anyone up for an orgy? Hands up? Nope. – Still no one. – Your guy's looking so good, Boggo. – I got, I got money on
f*cking white shorts. – No, you haven't got money. We've got a forfeit. – Oh, yeah forfeit. You don't gamble for the whole gambling- – Yeah. Especially in
the month of Ramadan. There is no gambling. It is a forfeit. – Okay. – Where there is slaps from
the heavens to your neck.

– Okay. – Your guys looking tough. – Yeah, I'm, I'm happy with who I picked out.
– He's composed. Look how composed he is. – Give you an early cash out if you want. – Cut or? – I'll give you like a half next up now. Do you want me to set the fee? Instead of a fall from the heavens one? – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Please, please. – Numb the back of the head. You can't let your
heart, get your neck out. [hand slapping] – Why would you do that, Harry? – That wasn't that bad. – Why would you do that? – That wasn't bad. – Why did you do it that hard? – The Titanic?
– Yeah. [friend chuckling] – Three way. Would you allow? – I thought you were
doing it to scare him. – That wasn't in the movie. – I didn't push him. – Hotel, botel, holiday inn.
– Let's see my room, my sex room. O is on. – O is on.
– Stay turned on. [friends muttering] – Stay turned. – Botel, Botel, Botel.
– Botel, Botel, Botel. – I reckon we've got the
weirder one out of the boys.

– We're outside now. – Mines probably pretty weird. – Come here, come in. You motherf*cker. [friends laughing] Come in. I've been
waiting all day for this. Been waiting all day for this. – Ah! That was my head. That was my f*cking head. Bro you hit my f*cking head. It's dangerous, you know. 'Cause my head was, you feel like, you hit my f*cking head in. Get the replay of this. Get the replay. That's my skull. – I didn't mean to. Sorry. I mis, I mis, I just misjudged it. I tried to do it lightly,
but then I missed. – No, no, I appreciate you did lightly. Thank god you didn't do it hard.

You'd f*cking knock me out. – Do you wanna come to my room? – No. – I'd just tie you up, my friend. – Do you want me to tuck you in? – Into what? – I'm just curious about what, what has that room seen? – I think that room has seen
every possible combination. ♪ We at the botel, hotel, holiday inn ♪ – Oh, they got vending here. ♪ And if your girl
wanna have a friend in ♪ ♪ She could bring her in ♪ – This is worse than
Big Brother, you know? – Worse than? Nah, nah. This would be fine if we- – You lot followed me my door! – We would've vlogged
ours but Tobi's asleep. – You've got a comfy bed to be fair. – It's freezing in here. – It's hotter-
– Boggo you haven't showered and you're laying in my bed. [friends laughing] – Is there any way to warm up my room? It's so cold.

It's so cold. – Is the window up there open or shut? – Oh really? It's boiling up here. – Sleep up there then. – It's boiling up here. Saudi Arabia up there. [friends laughing] – Oh, my god it's so, it's literally- Oh, you know what it is? Look so the f*cking, the fan is blocked by- – f*cking closet.
– The closet. It's just blowing it this way. – Stop talking and lower
the heating and f*ck off. Lower it and go! – I don't have the remote.
– Stop talking! – I don't have the remote! – You know, it's sad
being here without Steve.

It's my shot. – Actually, actually I kinda miss Steve. – I'm gonna buy you one tomorrow. – I kinda miss Steve right now. – But I had, don't turn on me here. – No, no. I had like a, I was here and I had like a nice windy day, like on a field day is what, you know? – You were literally holding him hostage. – Where do think he is now though? – Flying.

– The moon. Is it a good bed? – Yeah. This is really comfy. – It's big as well.
– Yeah. – Oh, it's actually pretty com- oh. – Oh. Oh wait. – No, you, no you got to move your legs? – Is it clean in here? – Josh, I think you
should lie the other way. – What? – I think you should lie
the other way around. – Oh, whoa! You're pulling me mad. – Yeah, get him. – You naughty piggy. – There's just, reach for it. – This, this is so weird. – Oh yes, sure. Simon's a mess. – I don't wanna do this. – No, no, no. Not like that. No. – There you go. Do you? There you go. Put his arms there. – What you doing to me? – Why tell me to do it? – 'Cause of, I'm not- This has gotten
– What are you doing with me? – little bit weird. [Randy laughing] – I don't like it. – It started off as like,
okay, this would be funny. – No, like people-
– and now- – This, this, it is happened
in this room many times.

Like, look, I can see
myself just getting tied up. – You look the worst out of this. – You little cuck. – Look up. – Get, get the angle. [friends laughing] [light music] – Good morning everyone. Harry. I've got a bone to pick with you. – Hello.
– Morning. – Good morning. – It's quite cosy up here, you know. It's so nice. Although this is like a
kid's, it's like a whole, like kids set up over there. It was a bit creepy in the middle of the night last night. All right, do you wanna
use the shower first Tobi? – After you Princess. – I think you use it first, boss. – I think you. – All right, fine. Any sign of the the Gibbanator? – No and his door's locked so… – All right I'll let him
cook for a little bit.

– Hi, Jack. Would you like some, some bread? We, we f*cking baked it yesterday day. – Actually probably would've finished cooking after the heat wave. – Yeah. [friend muttering] – Hello. – How are we feeling this morning? – I'm all right. Time to clean up a little bit. Well, I'm feeling okay. I'm ready for the day.
Where's everyone else? Don't film the dogs. – They're having a shower I believe.

– Hearing a lot of oohs
and oh noises, Harry. – Yeah. One sec. Hello. Sorry. – Oh, god. – It's flooded a little
bit. I dropped the towel. – Is that the spare towel? Is that my towel? – There's another one in there. There's another one in there. But um, it, it's, there's no hot water. And it floods. Sorry.
– Fantastic. – I'll never look at
an AirPod the same way now that I've lived in one. – Yeah. – Hasta la vista. I enjoyed the ride. We out.

Let's enjoy Stuttgator. Stuttgator! Stuttgater. Stuttgarte! Stuttgarteytey! – Stop your reserve. – Reserve my other-
– Yeah, 'cause otherwise the rest of the day
we've got until like six. [Laughing] – All right. – What a nice Airbnb.
– Beautiful stuff, man. – Yeah. – It beautiful. – Oh, you know, I slept really well. – It's super cosy in there. As long as you got the heating on. – We didn't use a lot of features though. – We did. – What do you mean? The make a wish. – No one made a wish.
– Go make a wish. – There's only one person
I pray to and that's God. [friends laughing] – That was a test. – The playground. The playground. – We, we sat on the playground – Fit on the slide. – No.
– No. – That's not built for your weight. This is just the saddest
thing I've seen in my life. [Laughing] – You ever seen anyone
walk into a restaurant with all the menus and not pass 'em out? – Yeah, so selfish. Oh, yeah. Pancakes in the morning. Yeah. And I'm yawning. I would like some coffee. Ooh, in Josh's room, I was porning.

– Oh. – Oh, you did what, Sorry? – Porning. – Porning. – The art of selling porn. – Ah.
– Ah. – Porning. – I think porning would
be selling something. – Oh yeah, true. This is f*cking sick. But DMX down there. Oh my god. That's an NPC 2000. [funky music] – Oh. That was good before though. – I will be adding more. Wow. – I feel like they're like
the sad one in the corner. Oh. It's like, wow just, you know what? That speaks volumes of you. – Why? – It's just pancakes. – What's wrong with that? – It's though, guys.
– No, I know. – We've gone to a pancake house. – No, I know, but no, no
beans. That's all right. The berries. – That says a lot about you. – Can I have a bit? – No. – Can you see me? That's crazy. Camera's
gone too far these days. – You're really wide in the corner there. – Whoa.
– Whoa, whoa. I actually lost some weight
and everyone says it. – You eating KFC though? In the videos in American takeaway so- – Move back to this side.

– Still though. Still lost a pound. – Got a four pounder, couldn't you? – Could've lost four pound, but I didn't. It's a marathon not a sprint. – How's Usain Bolt? – Um, okay. [friends laughing] Is that Usain Bolt? Joshua wants to tell you
that it's a marathon, not a sprint bowl. So when you keep sprinting,
you should probably stop. – Felt like that joke should have stopped like two minutes ago. [friends laughing] – Oh my God. Here we go. – This is it. Ooh. – Figure for you.

– Oh, thank you.
– Enjoy. – Thank you so much. You guys, you guys don't have gold. – Wow. Pure gold. – How did that taste? – Like money. – Come on, cheer up. This is gonna be great. – Ooh, so many vests.
Which one will I pick? Red, because I wanna see
the blood of my enemies. – I'm actually very excited for Ethan. I can't believe you've
never done this, man. We're, we're, we're restoring your childhood for you.
– Excited for me as well, man. It's gonna be sick. [KSI sighing] – I bet as a kid you killed on it. You followed them around
like this, didn't you? I bet you were that kid.
You're hundred percent.

See, this is what you would
do. I bet you did this. – No, no, no, no. – Please just do it. – Keep doing it. – All right, yes. – Randy has brought us to wonder. – I wonder what it's gonna be like. – Whoa. I was gonna say the same thing with you. – Hi.
– Whoa. – I'm excited. – I'm so excited. I think my ball's there.
– Oh my god. – That's foul what are you eating?
– Oh my god.

– What is that?
– What are you eating? – Oh my gosh.
– It's a good brand. – You are a disgusting f*cking animal. – That is wild. That is wild. – Bro, I'm gonna be sick. – That's really bad. – Why is it bad? – It f*cking stinks of sh*t. – That's so thoughtless of you by away.
– That's pretty selfish. – Why?
– It's selfish behaviour. – I offered you lot food. I offered you the pizza. I offered you lot the pizza.
– No, no, no, no. – Gib, I'm actually upset. – You want some? – No, no, no! – I'm gonna dash it out the window. – Throw it away. [friends laughing] – I have to eat something. – Oh, these motherf*ckers aren't ready. – I'm just hiding. – Alright, we're ready to go. – I ain't seen anyone just yet. [device beeping] – My guns don't work J! You stupid- you're gonna get it! – f*ck off! f*ck off! [friends laughing] – This guy. This f*cking guy. – How can we play? We
have no f*cking move.

– Vik, we can't f*cking
play with this. Look! f*ck this guy. – Oh! You're such a f*cking dead- [device shooting] [friends laughing] – That was fun. – That was actually fun. – Yeah.
– Very good. It's boring but I enjoyed that. – Bro, all's you did was
just destroy the bases. – So is he! It's like 40k. I was trying to- – 40k? You logged 40 K? – Yeah. I don't like to play with you all. Good times. – Are we getting stuck
in a room now as well or? – It'd being rude not to, right? – Yeah, sure. f*ck it. – Cheese.
– Cheese. – This is a really good selfie museum. – I'm really comfortable. – Yeah, same. – Get out.

[friends laughing] – This ain't your bed from last night. I reckon that that it's
dirtier than your cum bed. – You got off so quick. – He actually got off so quick. – Yeah, growl for us. Growl for us. Growl for us. Growl for us. – Yeah.
– Now give me a hand of it. – Both claws.
– Stay, stay, stay. – One more. One more growl. – We need it. – That's a dad, by the way. – Yeah, but you know what? Dad's have fun.

– Oh, well. Cool.
– Wow. That's good. – Give me, give me some shapes. Give me some angles.
– That's Simon. – Huh? – Give me some shapes. – Square. – No, like, yeah, yeah. Hold, yeah. Nice. – Dammit. [muttering] – What the? He's dropped
all his trap phones. Yes. We were gonna get a boat. But we, we are not because
the weather's too sh*t. – It's dire. – We were told to pack swim shorts, – Sunscreen.
– sunglasses. – A light jacket.
– A light jacket. – Which I forgot. Yes. – Are you sure we can't go on the boat? – We, we definitely,
we tried to get a boat.

They said we're not allowed on 'em. – Now who's already in character.
– Cutting me up. – Welcome to the, the prison escape room. – Yeah. – Why are you acting so tough? – How do you start? He hasn't really told us how we start. – No, that's the point, right? Is you- – I'm out of prison. All right. But now I'm- – Close the door. Get in. You're both nicked. – Alright. Okay. – I want you to try and escape, isn't it? – Yeah, that's fine. – Do what you need to do. I'll be out here supervising. – Oh wow, Vikkstar. – Oh, you found a secret, a secret stash? – I found a secret stash. I found a bit. – Yeah? – You found a what? – I found a, a bit. I think-
– A what? – A screwdriver. – Vik has to get his daily penetration. [Laughing] – I think I can unscrew this.
– Don't mind if I do. – Ah, you're flying. – Vik, you're up. [friends laughing] – Hey, wait, Bess, Bess.

Bess, give me the drill bit quick! Bess! Bess! Quick! Quick! Whoa. I'm gonna kill him. Bess! Bess! Give me the shiny. [Laughing] – Ah, yes! – Oh no I stabbed him
with this screw driver. [KSI groaning] – No. No. – Bend over. [friends laughing] – Tag, you're it! – Oh no.
– Oh sh*t. [light music] – Tag, you're it. [friends laughing] – Where is he? [friends chuckling] I touched fabric! [friends laughing] – Can't be your room. We are at the Museum of Illusions. – Yes. – Illusions are just
ill visions, my friend. That was sh*t though. – After you. – I heard him. I heard him. I heard him. I heard him. I heard him. – Oh, oh, oh all right.
– You are proud. Wait, boys, actually. That's really f*cking weird. – Yeah. This one. – Oh no, no, I'm sorry. It's gone now but- No, from back here it works. From back here it works. It's the catholics. [friends laughing] – You see it? Do you see it? – Yeah. You come back here a
little bit. You can see it. – I'm one of them NPC- [Laughing] Boot country bots.

– I see him over there. [friends laughing] – Just wanna make sure you
guys aren't doing anything. – Vikkstar, watch this. I'm gonna drop this down the sink. – Yeah. – Probably your sink too. – Yo Ethan, what are you doing? – There's just something
in the sink, boss. [Laughing] Oh, look, it's my demons.
They're talking to me.

They're saying hello. – Can we come out of our cells? Well, we need some fresh air, boss. – Lucky for you. It's time for you to come out your cells. – Wow.
– Oh, thank you, bud. – You know how like three people are supposed to work together? – Yeah. Yeah. – The escape room. – I don't know if you're
meant to be going in there. – Really weird how this police officer left a key on a chain. – Hmm. That is odd.
– That is odd. – I really think you
shouldn't go in there. – Well, look, I am, I'm
long cop. I'm him.

Look. – Oh, Sergeant. – Oh yeah. How are you? Yeah. – Oh, where have you been? – LAPD. – Oh, good to see you.
– Yeah. – Hmm. What convict? – Oh, officer, how's it going? – Get him. Get him. He's not wearing the shirt. – So you would always do this. [Laughing] Come on, bro. – No. Not like this. [metal clanking] – What is? Hey, you what? [locker door creaking] – Holy sh*t.

– How's he fit in that? – Ow! – How the f*ck did you fit in there? – Ooh. – How shallow is it? Can I get down this? Whoa. Wee! [friends muttering] – Woo-hoo! – Josh!
– Josh! – Oh my God.
– Wow. – You put your feet down. – Ethan, who are we
gonna find in here today? – Rumour has it inside the pig museum you can find Harry's mom. [Laughing] – Oh, you're too dark. – No, but it doesn't generate. It just doesn't work. It doesn't work. We need- [Laughing] [Harry groaning] [Tobi humming] ♪ Annie are you okay? ♪ – I'm falling. I'm over six foot for the
first time in my life. Die. [Harry shouting] I'm gonna get you.
[Harry shouting] – Are we like the only
ones in this museum? I would've thought many people would want to see all the pigs.

Oh, so many pigs. – Well these aren't pigs. Oh wait, no, they are.
They're dinosaur pigs. – Dinosaur pigs?
– Dinosaur pigs. – Oh, my God, dino pigs. – Pigasaurus. A P-rex. Are you guys enjoying this content? I just wanted to ask. I just wanted to stop and talk to you lot, if you're enjoying this 'cause we are. We're loving this. What? You want more? Keep watching. – That's mental. That is mental. Tobi, you seen that? – What?
– These are all horizontal. – What do you mean they're all horizontal? – They're all horizontal lines. – No, they're not. – They are. That's the illusion. – What the f*ck are you talking about? – That all, all these lines
are just going that way. – Yeah. Wait, these ones aren't. – They are. – What you mean they are? They're not. – They are.

– What the hell? – I, I don't know how
they've done it, but yeah. – That's not the illusion. – I know. I was just tricking you. [friends laughing] – JJ, we found something you'll like. – Oy! – Horny pig. – Oy! Oh, my god. Come look at the tits on this pig. – Pigs have orgasms which
last longer than 30 minutes. – f*ck off. That's ridiculous. – Wow. – It's quite deep.
– Middle there. [friend exclaiming] – You're getting submerged.

– I'm falling. It's like, it's like six sun. – You guys watch Big Bang Theory? Bazinga. [Laughing] – Come on. [Randy crashing] [friends laughing] – Oh, my God. There's like BDSM pigs in there. – There's pigs. Oh, I can't show you this. – Oh, there's-
– oh, oh. – That pig's playing with the herself. Oh my God. The pigs are
playing with themselves. – I might have to watch some pig porn. – Them pigs are- okay. – Still more? – Oh, my god.
– Oh, my god. – Both peeping pigs
doing the deed in there. – No man, some of these pigs. – Yeah, some of these pigs ain't looking like they got you break down. – Oh, they're quite hot, you know. – The human pig combo-
– I'm ashamed. – It's awful, you know.
– I'm ashamed. – I feel I've taken hard
drugs, like this is mental.

– You've been bad. [Laughing] – What are you do give him a smack? But he's looking to the side. [Harry sighing] – Does it look good? – Yes, it does. – Oh, wow. [friends laughing] Oh, this is mental, this is. [friends muttering] – Piggy, piggy boy. I don't know why I feel like
he's gonna just stand up. – I've just seen JJ walking
around with that man. – With what? Oh no. JJ put the man back. – No, JJ, please.
– I've seen ya. – JJ, put him down we're
actually gonna get in trouble. – Put him back, please. – Oh, my God.
– It's disappearing. – Nah, boys, boys. Bring
your ass through here. – Oh, no. These make me sick. These make me sick. These make me sick. – Mate, this is actually really fun. If you at least let
yourself get lost in it.

[friend exclaiming] [friends laughing] – Ah, f*ck. I thought
I'd fall to the side. – f*ck. Wow.
– Can you just see my face? – Yeah.
– Can you see my face? – Yeah.
– Ooh, what the f*ck? – Oh, hey Jane. – There's no limit. It's mental. – This is absolutely mental. – That's terrifying. – Ride that pig. [wood creaking] – You just got porked. – All right so we're in the, what is it, The Heineken experience? – Heineken museum.
– Heineken experience. – Yeah.
– There's a rooftop bar. There's beers. You get own
custom bottle apparently. – Rooftop bar. Smoking a cigar. – It's oh- – In nine minutes. – It's in nine minutes. – You can speed run it. – But we're gonna speed run it and we are speed runners. – So this was the Heineken
brewery con back in 1967. – How'd you know that, bro? – Um.
– It's crazy. – I just know my history. So this is 1967. Back when the cars looked like this. And then they used to have
traffic lights that are- – What country is that? – This is right here.

This is Netherlands. This is outside the building
that we're in right now. – That's check, you know. – Yeah, man. I know sh*t. I know sh*t. – It's actually really fun. – That one you know what-
– It was fun. I liked it. – That was good. Was it worth 60 euros?
– 60 euros. – Yeah.
– For five of us. – Yeah, yeah, it was.
– What else are we doing? – It was.
– Yeah, yeah, yeah it was.
– What else are we doing? – We're going to the big bell.
– Yeah, let's go.

– Honestly, we are, we, we, we'd like to do, we had a whole list of things to do, but all of it's shut because- – It's raining and out season. – Yeah, it's out of season.
There's no one here. We could, um, I don't know. – Let's catch pigeons. – Oh, that reminds me of
Ethan back in the day. Baghead. [Laughing] – I ordered a Greek mocha and yeah, it's- – He's just spilling stuff, man. – It's, it's, it's something.

I, I'll drink for you right, real quick. – Drink for the people. Describe it. Once you've had a sip, describe it. – It, it tastes like the, the Thames. – Thames? You are so special. You are so special.
– The river Thames. It tastes like that. Vik's doesn't think- – You guys, you guys
enjoying this content? Just wonders. – You know what lads? Times like this I wonder what
the other teams are up to. [friends laughing] – Simon, I know you're watching this edit.

Go f*ck yourself. Go f*ck yourself, mate. – I'm gonna tell on you in a minute. – No. [friends laughing] – Can you, can you? What's this? Can you take that out? – No, no.
– Oh. – We just have to come over here. – Sorry I thought, sorry. – You'll love this. – Ugh. Smells like the
hogs and rabbit food. – Yeah, bro. It smells like feet, no? – Yeah. Yeah. Oof.
– True. – It smells like Simon. – Why is that necessary? – It's not like this. – Alright, if you guys want to I'll explain entire story. [friends laughing] – No, thank you.
– Thank you though.

– Thank you. – Okay. We have taken to
the streets of Stuttgart in search for colourful, fun activities. We're on our way to the illusions museum. So that would be fun. But you know we thought, best way to see the city is to walk. Sit on that. Sit on the bike. Like sit on the, he's going to, he's gonna suffer here. – Oh. Oh. Oh. That's not great. Oh, it's, yeah, it's-
– Wow. That angler goes back.
– Straight leg there. – Giuseppe.
– That's mad. – Why have you stray legged it. Get off. That's horrible, isn't
it? What are you doing? – I don't know. I'm trying to- – Leave him then.

Leave. – Oh, f*ck. – Come here, please. We're going to have a tasting session. – Oh, yeah. – We are gonna learn
how to taste the beer, like professionals. All right? Raise the glass to the skies. Take the colour of this beer. Which colour do we see? – Orange. – No, look in it. It's golden. The golden colour of the [Simon laughing] beer. Golden is the colour of
the champions, all right? – That made no sense. – Okay. Second looking at the water. – One more, one more there. One more. – All right one more. – Both. – It's hard to do one off, isn't it? – Both.
– Both. – You didn't clink it all. – Wish I was on that trampoline. [friends laughing] – Our first mistake
was leaving the Airbnb. We should've just stayed. – It's all hitting me. The lack of asleep. God, journeys. – What do you mean? The illness?
– The sleep. Sickness. – Should we head down to the sea? – Yeah.
– Yeah.

It's down there. Alright, let, let's sit down. Should we, should we buy an elf bar each and see who can finish it first? Let, let, let's go and see the sea. And then I, wherever you guys
wanna eat, I'll eat there. I'm happy with that. – The last person to make the hoop has to take a photo with all these people. – Oh.
– Oh, sh*t. – Oh, he's gassed. Oh, he's gassed. – I dialled in right now. – Oh, sh*t. – All right, Vik. [friends laughing] – Oh, sh*t.

– Alright guys, if you want a picture with Vikkstar, Vikkstar's
gonna take a picture. – Yeah, yeah, I'll take pictures. They're selfies. They're free selfies. Free selfies. – We actually killed that, you know? [friends laughing] – We are able to personalise a bottle so we can type something and it'll come up at the bottom of the bottle and then we can get it printed.

I think we get a pun to do with your room. – Okay. – We're here for the hotel. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. – Aren't they OG Airbnbs? – Yeah, but most fun is his room.
– Well, my room I want like-
– Oh, okay. – Simon what was it? What's it? – How long do you-
– Inappropriate. Doesn't work. There's 500 million bottles
of beer on the wall. 500 million bottles of beer. You take one out and then there's five, four hundred and ninety nine hundred million ninety nine
hundred million thousand of beers on the wall.

– Okay. I have a hundred euros. First person to hit it
gets the hundred euros. – Price is on. [all cheering] – All right, is everyone good to go yet? – All right, everyone gets a go. – All right, yeah. Is it elimination? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh! – Mose who? [friend cheering] – All right. Can he do it? [all cheering] Congrats. – Faster. [hands tapping] Keep going. Where is the drop? Alright, I can't be a DJ. – Whoa.
– Ready? Ready? – This is loose. – I'm feeling loose. [Randy and Simon singing
in foreign language] – I can't f*cking- – This is so fast.
– I know. [all singing in foreign language] – What a day for it, boys. – Is this Sidemen trip
living up to the hype Gibber? – Huh? – I know you've been dying to
come on one of these trips.

– I have. I have a have. – Why do they even bother
opening up shop here at the moment when no one's here? – Say it louder for
the owners at the back. [friends chuckling] – Whoa, pigeon. – Come to daddy. [friends chuckling] – Look at that. Look at our bottles. Going on Rooftop bar. – Well guys, pretty
successful day in Netherlands. – Yeah. – Cool beer tour. Actually it was pretty
cool actually in there. – Yeah. – Wonder was a great bar. Wonder- Ah, that was Wonderbra. Wonderbra. – Wonderbra, a damn good bar. – We can reveal our bottles now. – Okay. Single ladies. Reveal yourself. Big Josher. – Yeah, that's just for me. – They're creative there, pal.

– Second one says Dom Daddy. – You all right, bro? – It says Dom Daddy.
– Domination daddy. – I can show them. – Are you a, are you a dom? – Yeah.
– Are you afraid? – Would you say you are a dom?
– I switched. – Oh, you switched?
– No, actually I'm a dom, actually. – What, you like, mommy?
– No, I can't do that. I can't do that, yeah. – We flew in yesterday, I was
like, what a gorgeous place. And obviously it's lovely
in like an old town but f*cking nothing,
nothing going on here. – You're talking bad about the homeland. – I literally just said, I
just said it's a beautiful, beautiful,
– There's nothing to do here. – What one is f*cking-
– It bores you. You've only been here for eight hours. – But when it was wet and out season, what am I doing here? – This place is busy on the left.

– It's heaven. Meals and memories. – It actually looks quite
nice in there actually. – Meals and memories it is. – I'm confused as to
what looks nice this guy and what doesn't. – MM7, wow.
– That one was boring. – Is that the one Talia? [Laughing] – Yes. You think MM7 is for Talia? – What, you get three? – I got two. – What does this one say? – The one you said. – Oh. – It just says L.
– So which one's for Talia? – I don't have one for Talia. – Oh, I thought you said- – Oh, Talia. I like her. That's bad.

– Which one's for Freya?
– She don't drink. – You saving that one for Talia now? – Freya doesn't drink?
– No. [friends laughing] – Okay, Well I got Chunggus,
guys. Or shall I do Josh? – No, only Dom Daddy does that. – Oh, sorry. Tony Dawk. – That's a good one though. – Why is there Dawk? – Because you, like you guys said, thought it was funny 'cause
I got a half pipe in my room. – You ain't got a half pipe. – So for the foreign people
watching this channel, for the half pipe in my room. – It's 'cause of Tony Hawk's, so we changed it to Tony Dawk. – Cheers, boys.
– Cheers, pops. – Blessed.
– Blissed. – Yummy yum. We had two meals each. – Ah yeah. That actually
was really good food. Big fan of that. And the rain sort of stopped. – Their motto was food and memories. We ate their food but
did we make any memories? – Do we want discover Croatia? Go in here? – Yeah, f*ck it. – f*cking, why not boys? Let's find something to
hit people with on a plane.

– Umbrellas only. Why not? – We're the only ones on the plane.
– Oh wait, no, no, don't. Just stay out. It's not for us, man. – What?
– It's umbrellas only. We gotta go. [friends laughing] – I was excited to go in. – Do you know
– Yes. – What the national dish is of Amsterdam? – Fries and mayonnaise. – No. Bitterballen. Bitterballen. – I think it's fries and mayonnaise. – It might be. Is it? – No, no. A bitterballen
is like a big Dutch beef. – A bitterballen. Don't know what it is. – Fries and mayonnaise is
simply a Dutch thing like- – Oh, okay. Well we
don't know what this is, but it's these served with mustard.

– I know what it is.
– What is it? – Yeah. I don't think that's bitterballen. – Veal. – Is it?
– That's veal. – Is it?
– Yeah. – Interesting it's not sauerkraut or something.
– I've made it up by the way. – I was gonna say, I swear
I talked to you yesterday and you went, I don't know what meat it is.
– Yeah. No, I don't. – Okay. – But I've, I've had them before. [KSI shouting] – I jumped in the matrix. I was in the matrix. And look at that. Look, you stand back from that one. Whoa. – You got to like bend. – See. – I don't get it. – Sure thing, buddy.

– Yeah, 'cause you're not doing it. You've got to like bend,
like fully go for it. – We've made a half Vik's and half KSI. – Sick. [Laughing] Whoa. – Hey, hook the legs into that. ♪ Oompa loompa doom pa di doo ♪ – You know, you look so small. Oh, you're actually taller than me. – Wow. Alright. – Whoa.
– Whoa. – Oh, that's f*cking trippy, bro. – Whoa.
– Whoa. – Oh, it is actually a little bit- – Whoa. What the f*ck? – Oh, that's f*cking me up big time. – Yo. – I feel sick. – Oh, I can't walk, bro. – Go! – Whoa. – This is actually f*cking nuts. – You face the mirror at the end, I think.

– You must give me 1% of prime. You must give Ethan 1% of prime. [fingers snapping] – You know what? I feel
like giving you 1% of prime. – Thank you very much, man.
I would love that, bro, so much, man. Yeah. Let's go. – I'll call you, man. – Yeah. – Oh, that's f*cking cool. – Oh, yeah. That is cool. – Is that a cool shot?
– Oh wow. Wonder what the other team's up to? [Laughing] – Okay. – Really hot. – Definitely too hot for you, my friend.

– Bit of mustard. Look. You had the apple at first. I'll have this first if you want. – Way, way, way too hot. Bro's just smoking. He's trying to firm it
but he's f*cking smoking. – It's fine after this. – Yeah, these are. – Well, it's smoking. – What is that? – Sauerkraut. – Just saying-
– It's not bad. – Just say he doesn't like sauerkraut. – Tastes good, but it's not great. It's weird. But then
eventually he's eating them, you're like, oh, quite nice.
It's very weird about it. – I can definitely eat it. – Bitterballen. – I'm really confused. – And you'll sit here
though and you'll eat like five more and you're like- – But this could be, but
this could be anything. – Yeah. It could be like rat. – It could be anything. – This could be-
– Anything could be anything. – No, this could be someone's
just sneezed into it.

– Never know. – Oh. – Yeah. It, it's bitterballen. – Nice. – Very good. [Gib gasping] – A diablo. I love a diablo. Let's get the diablo. – Yeah, we'll get the diablo. – Get two. One each. – I don't even know which one to choose.
– All these. – No, no, no. – We'll have a competition. A talent off. – You know who you remind me of? – Who? – A b*tch.
– Warrior. – Warrior?
– f*ck off. [friends muttering] – Warrior? What do f*ck do you do? That's horrible.
– No. – Are you the big fat one? The little fat one.

– He's thinking of- – He's not.
– Yes, he is. – What's he then? What
treat do you think Simon is? – f*cking Waluigi. – Wow, we're here. – We're all the way up.
– Wow. – Wow. – Impressively high. – It's like the birds can leap up but not as high. – We're in a forest.
– Oh wow. – Whoa. – So where's Stuttgart? Is it that way? – That's Stuttgart. – Stu E G. – That's Stutt G. – Whoa. f*cking hell.
Oh, my God. – That's scared the sh*t out of me. Can I get a present? – Yes.

– I've requested they
go in and get a present because Randy's gonna get a drink and you know I'm, yeah, I'm all about like, just
can't take random, yeah. – Oh, wow.
– Okay. – Actually cooked. Go on, son. – Okay. – Yeah. Oh, okay. No, he's actually got a bit
of tech with it, you know. – Ooh. Ooh.
– okay. – Ooh.
– Oh, sh*t. [friends chuckling] – No. You know what, he's better than I thought he would be.

– That was cool.
– I thought he's better than I thought he was gonna be. – You're embarrassing yourself. [friends laughing] – They're all laughing at you. – Hey, I'm a pro. – They're busing off you. – I don't want to play with it anymore. [Gib whining] – Let's do it elsewhere. – All right, Josh, we have a gift for you. – Yeah. – Close your eyes. – You got me. – Open them up. – I, I opened up too early. [Simon laughing] – Sweet, man. – No, no. We, we, on you. – Yeah? – You have to wear it. – Yeah. – Clothes off. – What?
– Fully naked. – Yeah. No, we let no, we'll, we'll let you
go into a changing room and come back out with them on.

– They're so small.
– But they stretch. – That wouldn't fit on one,
my one thigh by the way. – They're too small. – Their reaction is so funny. They're all laughing at you. – Their kids. – I, I didn't choose them. – I didn't choose the size. You know what, Josh? Fair enough. [friend chuckling] – They're a high. – A bit chilly up here, ain't it? – Chilly? Are you chilly? Little bit windy. We're
so high up and it's cold. It's so cold up here. Where you going?
– Yeah. – Poor Ethan, he's so cold right now. How did he do it? – JJ, stop. You're ruining
people's forest experience. They didn't pay for this. – We're at a new location and they're now buying
me something as a gift. I don't want what Josh got. I don't want little pants. So I am now regretting I gave him pants 'cause I would not wear pants. But I would, but I wouldn't,
but I would, but I wouldn't. But I would. – Randy, we bought you a present.

– I don't like already. – Why? – It's just a fun little- – No, 'cause you're just so happy. – Well, it's just an extra little thing. What, what's your nickname
you sometimes call yourself? Randychungus. – Yeah. – You know I- that's fine. That's fine. – You have to wear it, you have to. – Can you hold this real quick? – What, you've got that monster- – No, no, no, no. – Don't hold that monster. – I love Prime but they didn't have any. – It's cool, you're drinking monster now. – I'll keep it as this. [friends muttering] – I'm drinking Red Bull. – I would never drink a
different energy drink. Oh my God. – Come on, Boggo. I forgot how much you stink. – No, no. I'm just getting,
I'm just getting cooking. There we go.
– Sure, son. – Sorry. – You're embarrassing yourself. – Oh, sh*t.
– Yes, yes, yes, yes. – Break it. Break it. – No, we'll get it. We'll get it. What about this for a
little trick for you? – Come on. Oh!
– sh*t. I'll get it. I'll get it. I'll get it.

– You were actually really good. – The guy humiliated
me though, so I wasn't. – Yeah, but at least he didn't see this. – A big throw really high. People used to launch them, man. – Yeah. Catch that. – I broke it. – You broke-
– I broke it. The stick broke. The stick
broke. The stick broke. – I, I was gonna ask for
a, I wanted you to teach me and now, oh- – I told you we should have gone to- – I'm gonna plant a tree. – Oh, he's gonna plant a tree now. Go on and plant a tree. – Oh, I'm planting it. – Alright. – This tree will have
new life thanks to me. Look, we've planted trees, JJ. – Why are we in the woods? – This is Ethan. This is Ethan's tree.

– I planted a tree. – This is my tree. – You got me a tall tree. – Yeah, my tree's f*cking- – Oh, we really reached
the ultimate delusion. The boys have lost it, clearly. [stick tapping] – Okay, why don't you- Ooh. Ooh, that was quite nice. Okay, now give us a bit rhythm. [sticks tapping rhythmically] No, wait, no. I can do better. [Laughing] – Dad, what did you do to make a living? – Kind guys, you know. I actually wanted to buy
Randy a nice present. There was some fluffy socks
that he would've loved. Alright. Why do I feel like I've
got stiffed the most? – I don't think so. – Yeah, it's not a bad, it's not bad. It's visible. – Okay. – And that was our main
thing, it being visible.

– Okay. – And I can't help but remember that when we were in a Mexican restaurant, you hated wearing a hat. – I didn't hate wearing a hat. – You hated it.
– It was just really big. – Yeah, 'cause you hated it. We've got you a cowboy hat. But when you put it on, you
have to look at the camera and go yeehaw. – Yeehaw. Yeehaw! – Oh. You came into it too. I do like the do, yeah, actually. – I was gonna ask you take it
off, but I like it. Approved. Come, on boys. – Let's walk in the fire market. – Yeah, yeah, sure. – I like fires. – You've gone bananas, you know. – What do you mean? – So you lot thought what
are we filming today? Yeah. We just walked through this eggy pier. Went into a toy shop. A broken diablo is the-
– You picked the diablo. – I did. – You know what you'll do.
– This is what you thought. – You're gonna blame someone in minute 'cause he actually hasn't
planned this very well. He's, he's picked activities
that are all sh*t.

– For now I'm just performing
in front of this camera. Like, do you enjoy the content? [friends laughing] Making me a f*cking-
– Wow. – I'm leaving it.
– Wow. – I'm leaving that there. – No, now you've ruined the next one that goes.
– I'm not taking that. – You're f*cking heavy hand. You're trying to cause a
scene with that broken bag? – I'm not gonna cause a scene. Thanks for carrying that. – How come you've got
away with not carrying it? – I paid for it. – I, I paid for it as well.
– I paid for it.

– I think I've done it. – You were f*cking sh*t, bro. – I think we've done Stuttgart. – Yeah, we actually completed it.
– You think? – I think it's done- – Walk away guys. We completed Stuttgart. [all mumbling and laughing] – Should we try and get back home then? – Yeah.
– Let's do it. [soft music].

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